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Liars prosper. - Anonymous
Sunday, March 13, 2011
BOY
I have to say this, I’m a big fan of Roald Dahl! Just so you know. Last Saturday, the Booksale handed me another book to be added to my Roald Dahl collection. Thanks. BOY! For only P60, which is great because in National Bookstore the book’s prize ranges from P200 to P400.
It’s an autobiography and Boy is the prequel of his Going Solo, which is also great. This book, just like his other books, is full of marvelous, funnylicious and juicylicious stories!
Stories of Roald’s childhood adventure with his family and friends!
Roald Dahl is the Man! No, he’s the Boy.
This is taken from the book:
St. Peter’s,
1925-9
(age 9-13)
Writing Home
Dear Mamma,
A man caled Mr. Nichell gave us a fine lecture last knight on birds, he told us how owls eat mice they eat the whole mouse skin and all, and then all the skin and bones goes into a sort of little parcel in side him and he puts it on the ground, and these are caled pellets, he showed us some pictures of some witch he has found, and of lates of other Birds.
Love from
Boy
Mind you the Headmaster was a clever fellow. He did not want our parents to think that those letters of ours were censored in this way, and therefore he never allowed us to correct a spelling mistake in the letter itself. If, for example, I had written…. Last Tuesday knight we had a lecture….., he would say:
“Don’t you know how to spell night?”
“Y-yes, sir, k-n-i-g-h-t.”
“Which kind, sir? I … I don’t understand.”
“The one in shining armour! The man on horseback! How do you say Tuesday night?”
“I… I… I’m not sure, sir.”
“It’s n-i-g-h-t, boy, n-i-g-h-t. Stay in and write it out for fifty times this afternoon. No, no! Don’t change it in the letter! You don’t want it any messier than it is! It must go as you wrote it!”
Thus, the unsuspecting parents received in this subtle way the impression that your letter had never been seen or censored or corrected by anyone.
Friday, February 25, 2011
The (funny)Devil's Book
AMBROSE BIERCE
The Devil's Dictionary
The Devil is funny, really, and this book is a proof. i think it's bad in a funny way. life is short but i will read it again, again, again and again!haha!
Example:
cat, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
This is a dog,
This is a cat,
This is a frog,
This is a rat.
Run, dog. Meow, cat.
Jump, frog. Gnaw, Rat.
Elevenson
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Ang Mga Kaibigan Ni Mama Susan
Bawal basahin ang hindi...
Pumunta ka ngayon sa bookstore(national bookstore or powerbook)huwag kalimutang magdala ng P150. Kunin mo ang purple na aklat sa pagitan ng yellow at green kung minsan sa gitna na rin ng black at silver dalhin hindi sa labas kundi sa cashier muna.
Habang binabasa ko 'to, bigla kong naalala ang "Ang Paboritong Aklat ni Hudas" yung itim. Pareho sila ni Mama Susan kung magsalita!
Isa na rin ako sa mga kaibigan ni Mama Susan. na raramda mank o ang ka nilangm ga yakapsi guro mahal na n ila a ko.nsauhof sadhudsafyed hfsahd ihdofdsuhnshudfv.ewan.
...hindi mo talaga mabasa ang hindi naiintindihan.
Si BO talaga.
Friday, October 8, 2010
13 WORDS
The Author Traker e-mailed me that Mr. Snicket has teamed up with celebrated artist Maira Kalman to produce an uproarious and perplexing new illustrated book.
Dear You,
This picture was stolen from the LATIEST book of Lemony Snicket. Please don't tell him, i beg you.
I like Lemony not because of his books but because of his name- LEMONY. Really. Please tell him.
13 is a cursed number, if you have a little respect or care for your self, please don't read this book.
Thanks.
With all due respect,
Me
Dear You,
This picture was stolen from the LATIEST book of Lemony Snicket. Please don't tell him, i beg you.
I like Lemony not because of his books but because of his name- LEMONY. Really. Please tell him.
13 is a cursed number, if you have a little respect or care for your self, please don't read this book.
Thanks.
With all due respect,
Me
The Shadow of the Wind
i bought this book for 75php only. yay! now, i can't stop me eyes from licking the pages of this book and also i added Zafon on my list of must-read authors.
She laughed nervously. "I don't know what came over me, don't be offended, but sometimes one feels free speaking to a stranger than to people one knows. Why is that?"
I shrugged. "Probably because a stanger sees us the way we are, not as he wishes to think we are."
"Is that also from your friend Carax?"
"No, I've just made it up to impress you."
grab this one now! or just text me.haha!
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