AMBROSE BIERCE
The Devil's Dictionary
The Devil is funny, really, and this book is a proof. i think it's bad in a funny way. life is short but i will read it again, again, again and again!haha!
Example:
cat, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
This is a dog,
This is a cat,
This is a frog,
This is a rat.
Run, dog. Meow, cat.
Jump, frog. Gnaw, Rat.
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